25 Sexiest Things Ever Said by Women

The 25 Sexiest Things Ever Said by Women

1. “The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.” — Eve, Genesis 3:13

2. “To err is human—but it feels divine.” — Mae West

3. “We’re so damn conservative all day that when you finally get us in the bedroom, we’re absolute animals.” — Shannen Doherty, on being Republican

4. “Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I’m married, I also get good jewelry out of it.” — Heather Locklear

5. “All I can say is if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot.” — Jennifer Lopez

6. “I don’t think I have to introduce myself, unless you don’t recognize me with my clothes on.” — Madonna

7. “If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion.” — Sheryl Crow



8. “It says, ‘Pamela.’ And when he gets excited, it says, ‘I love Pamela very, very much. She’s a wonderful wife, and I enjoy her company to the 10th degree!’ ” — Pamela Anderson, on the tattoo on Tommy Lee’s penis

9. “Most virtue is a demand for greater seduction.” — Natalie Clifford Barney

10. “Only the united beat of sex and heart can create ecstasy.” — Anais Nin

11. “It’s pitch, sex is. Once you touch it, it clings to you.” — Margery Allingham

12. “As a stripper, I was getting a taste of what it would be like to be a woman in a society that honors the animal vitality in us all, instead of despising it.” — Seph Weene

13. “It was like experiencing a nuclear explosion in a very small place.” — Loni Anderson, describing sex with WKRP in Cincinnati costar Gary Sandy

14. “I get such a rush going to the store, standing in front of the condom counter and going through them. I love the gold-coin ones. Every time I undo one, it reminds me of the chocolate candies from my childhood.” — Sandra Bullock

15. “I don’t think being obsessed with sex is any stranger than being obsessed with stamp collecting.” — Annie Sprinkle

16. “I’m very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.” — Sharon Stone

17. “Men ought to become more conscious of their bodies as objects of delight.” — Germaine Greer

18. “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” — Ingrid Bergman

19. “You wanna know what my tongue feels like?” — Janet Jackson

20. “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” — Erica Jong

21. “Don’t! Ever! Stop! F—ing! Me!” — Kelly Preston, in Jerry Maguire

22. “Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater?” — Alanis Morissette

23. “I’m not a prostitute, but I could give you what you want.” — Missy Elliott

24. “When she raises her eyelids, it’s as if she were taking off all her clothes.” — Colette

25. “I like to wake up feeling a new man.” — Jean Harlow